1. #crotchshot

     

  2. Sriracha and beer, for those who live with no regrets.

     

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  4. Okay, maybe I can see the appeal of black jeans. These aren’t too shabby.

     


  5. cutierares:

    designislaw:

    Before I start, a heads up for those that don’t follow me on Twitter: my laptop was stolen earlier this week so I’m forced to try and type this post on my phone. I’m trying to get a new one as soon as possible, any donations to my PayPal at templar895@gmail.com are greatly appreciated.

    Thank you.

    Proceeds to victim blame and then ask for a donation to paypal. Get a job and save up for your own laptop.

    Hi.

    First of all, that’s not at all what victim blaming means, and you clearly, clearly know this - but your childish appropriation of feminist terminology in order to make a martyr of a man clearly using plays out of the Abusers 101 textbook is duly noted.

    Second of all, nobody’s holding a gun to anyone’s head and forcing them to donate. You don’t know me. Maybe I have a job. Maybe I have three jobs, actually, and would lose them all if I didn’t ask for help. Maybe you’d be best off not making assumptions about other people’s lives using the logic of a child who accepts whatever mainstream cultural narratives are shoved down his throat.

    Christ, you people make me sick.

     


  6. durkin62:

    designislaw:

    Before I start, a heads up for those that don’t follow me on Twitter: my laptop was stolen earlier this week so I’m forced to try and type this post on my phone. I’m trying to get a new one as soon as possible, any donations to my PayPal at templar895@gmail.com…

    First of all, your blatant faith in the ideal of the police somehow being a perfect entity separate from the rest of society and it’s rampant sexism and racism is a complete insult to the lived reality of an endless number of woman.

    Second of all, the fact that you jumped to her immediately being a “girl” spreading “baseless gossip” out to “destroy” really shows how pathetically simple minded you are.

    Frankly, you could get started unlearning all of the horseshit you just spewed by reading this highly relevant post on the matter: http://feminist-armchair-regime.blogspot.com/2014/07/statistics-vs-lived-experiences-for.html?m=1

    Goddamn.

     


  7. bokhyllen:

    dezlet:

    maxistentialist:

    This is a blog post that’s incredibly confusing and painful for me to write.

    Yesterday morning, Josh forwarded me a tweet that said:

    TIL: Max Temkin, co-creator of Cards Against Humanity, raped a friend of my friend while attending Goucher…

    This post says it a hell of a lot better than I ever could.

     

  8. I am no longer Jeevesmeister.

    The threat was no joke. I have been uploaded to Reddit. Resistance was futile. I have become one with the Men’s Rights.

    I am Locutus of Peacock. May I interest you in some kino?

     


  9. durkin62:

    designislaw:

    durkin62:

    designislaw:

    designislaw:

    Before I start, a heads up for those that don’t follow me on Twitter: my laptop was stolen earlier this week so I’m forced to try and type this post on my phone. I’m trying to get a new one as soon as possible, any donations to my PayPal at templar895@gmail.com are greatly…

    Congratulations on linking to the Men’s Rights subreddit and a bunch of other hilariously false sources.

    Congratulations on immediately assuming Max’s innocence because he wrote a blog post saying so, and immediately assuming a woman you don’t even know is just a “girl” spreading “baseless gossip.”

    Your depressingly predictable acceptance of patriarchal narratives and hilariously vulgar, tryhard attempts at being “edgy” are depressingly pathetic, and noted.

    Congrats on your assertions. 

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    Congratulations on destroying the basic fundamental right of innocent until proven guilty. 

    Your depressingly predictable acceptance of feminist propaganda and false information and hilariously pitiful attempts at rationalizing your bias and bigotry and disgustingly pathetic. And probably getting uploaded to reddit.

    Oh no, I’m being “uploaded” to Reddit! Oh, noooo, whatever will I do?! The glorious crusaders of the Men’s Rights subreddit is going to roll in like the riders of Rohan and save the poor, oppressed males from the evil Matriarchy that rules over us all from the Tower of Vulva that sits atop Herdor!

    Alas, I am but vanquished at the mere threat of a totally inept, incompetent gaggle of manchildren who can only make up for their complete lack of social skills and inability to see women as human beings by getting really mad on the Internet!

    Sic Semper Penii!

    Oh no, a feminist that resorts to ad hominems regarding entire demographics that they clearly haven’t the slightest incline as to who actually uses the site. I might die from fucking shock.

    Because apparently their perception of other social networking sites, as with everything in the feminist worldview, its built upon assumptions without any shred research. 

    Great job dodging the fact you literally threatened me with being “uploaded to Reddit” as if that isn’t the most hilariously pathetic insult ever conceived in the entire history of the Internet.

     


  10. durkin62:

    designislaw:

    designislaw:

    Before I start, a heads up for those that don’t follow me on Twitter: my laptop was stolen earlier this week so I’m forced to try and type this post on my phone. I’m trying to get a new one as soon as possible, any donations to my PayPal at templar895@gmail.com are greatly…

    Congratulations on linking to the Men’s Rights subreddit and a bunch of other hilariously false sources.

    Congratulations on immediately assuming Max’s innocence because he wrote a blog post saying so, and immediately assuming a woman you don’t even know is just a “girl” spreading “baseless gossip.”

    Your depressingly predictable acceptance of patriarchal narratives and hilariously vulgar, tryhard attempts at being “edgy” are depressingly pathetic, and noted.

    Congrats on your assertions. 

    Congratulations on destroying the basic fundamental right of innocent until proven guilty. 

    Your depressingly predictable acceptance of feminist propaganda and false information and hilariously pitiful attempts at rationalizing your bias and bigotry and disgustingly pathetic. And probably getting uploaded to reddit.

    Oh no, I’m being “uploaded” to Reddit! Oh, noooo, whatever will I do?! The glorious crusaders of the Men’s Rights subreddit is going to roll in like the riders of Rohan and save the poor, oppressed males from the evil Matriarchy that rules over us all from the Tower of Vulva that sits atop Herdor!

    Alas, I am but vanquished at the mere threat of a totally inept, incompetent gaggle of manchildren who can only make up for their complete lack of social skills and inability to see women as human beings by getting really mad on the Internet!

    Sic Semper Penii!

     


  11. designislaw:

    Before I start, a heads up for those that don’t follow me on Twitter: my laptop was stolen earlier this week so I’m forced to try and type this post on my phone. I’m trying to get a new one as soon as possible, any donations to my PayPal at templar895@gmail.com are greatly…

    Congratulations on linking to the Men’s Rights subreddit and a bunch of other hilariously false sources.

    Congratulations on immediately assuming Max’s innocence because he wrote a blog post saying so, and immediately assuming a woman you don’t even know is just a “girl” spreading “baseless gossip.”

    Your depressingly predictable acceptance of patriarchal narratives and hilariously vulgar, tryhard attempts at being “edgy” are depressingly pathetic, and noted.

     


  12. ON “GOSSIP” (TW: Rape)

    Before I start, a heads up for those that don’t follow me on Twitter: my laptop was stolen earlier this week so I’m forced to try and type this post on my phone. I’m trying to get a new one as soon as possible, any donations to my PayPal at templar895@gmail.com are greatly appreciated.

    Thank you.

    I know I said I was giving up writing, but I have witnessed something this evening I simply cannot accept silently.

    Earlier today the head of Cards Against Humanity, Max Temkin, posted a blog simply titled “gossip.”

    http://blog.maxistentialism.com/post/91476212698/this-is-a-blog-post-thats-incredibly-confusing

    In it he addresses a public accusation of sexual assault by a woman he went to college with. He flat out denies it and writes it off as “baseless gossip” that he cannot defend himself from, just after acknowledging he could easily sue her for libel and writing a lengthy blogpost with heavily gendered, weighted language attempting to get ahead of the story.

    Max then declares first thing moving forward that he will remain a (self-declared) feminist.

    Since this post I have seen a legion of almost exclusively men, fans of the wildly successful Cards Against Humanity, extend their support to Max.

    I have, in my time, seen plenty of women speak out against self-declared male feminists, abusers appropriating feminist rhetoric, and the daily incidents of harassment against women who dare to speak out.

    We also know that false rape accusations are a rarity, especially considering the statistics (again, I’m on a phone, and I’m not too good with linking on this thing) of just how few rapists actually see prison time, and the horrors inflicted upon women who do dare to speak out.

    I would like to think of myself as someone who at least tries to think logically, and I don’t see the benefit a woman would gain from making false rape accusations ten years after they last spoke - I see the consequences: harassment, death and rape threats, her words being written off as simple “gossip” and “drama.”

    Gossip and drama have been used time and time again to degrade women speaking out against men, to belittle and insult women for daring to speak up, and to be frank, a man who declares himself a feminist should fucking know better.

    Accusations of sexual assault are not “gossip.”

    Men declaring themselves feminists, especially after being accused of sexual assault and referring to adult women as “girls,” is not at all acceptable.

    Gaggles of men rushing to support a man referring to his accusations of rape as baseless “gossip” is horrifyingly unacceptable.

    I hope Max’s accuser gets the support and justice she needs.

    And frankly, deserves.

     

  13. Wishing the new #batgirl could recover my stolen laptop… @babsdraws

     

  14. Rollin’ with a new crew, and we gotta ‘tude. (at The Mink Building)

     


  15. Anonymous said: Why are you so cool?

    CONSTANT. VIGILANCE.