December 2010
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Reblog if you're ending 2010 single.
intersextion: dirtybedsheets: fukenanthony: I’VE ENDED EVERY YEAR SINGLE Always 2010 killcount: -defeated virginity -5 lays with girls from 5 different ethniticties/nationalities (USA, Chinese, Israeli, African-American, Mexican) -spent 4 months in a relationship WITH A FOREIGN FUCKING MODEL -broke about half a dozen hearts. LIKE A FUCKING BOSS. -wrote my life story for two...
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meinmyplace asked: thanks for your submission. one of my favorites so far...
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IKEA, THIS IS CREEPY
kellyoxford: SERIOUSLY.  thank you kelly oxford for making me feel comfortable in my creeped out ness 
Dec 27th
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bigger, stronger, faster
nothing like being a skinny white guy alone on christmas watching a documentary about buff dudes takin’ roids 
Dec 26th
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Just had my invite to a christmas dinner flake
this is the last time I seduce a girl just to get me a homecooked meal of ham and turkey.  I guess embracing the dark side really has its bad karma. 
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You know it's a good Bromas when
Bad Boyfriend is following you on Twitter. 
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
Dear womankind,
I tell everyone we met at IKEA. Because I get my women and my cheaply made postmodern furniture in the same place for a reason. 
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Dec 22nd
nickfurysothereye asked: I have a selfridges addiction to pay for bro!
£349! D;
I'm not amazing at drawing so i dont wanna pay to edit stick men.
Reccomendations for poor ass bitches?
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For the past 4 days...
onlyonarrakis: sweetpaperflower: It’s been pouring rain in Los Angeles! officially five days. //someone kill us already. 
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Found myself a new name.
Race card collector. It’s the only way I can sum up my odd string of relationships, hook-ups, and general catastrophes that have taken place over the course of this year. 
Dec 21st
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“And suckas be warned.”
– Black Dynamite. 
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Dec 18th
jihahad asked: OF COURSE IT'S A FUCKING WOLF BLANKET
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Our children will be ashamed.
This is going to be the time in our history remembered as when everyone pulled their guns and shouted each other down - over the Internet, ironically enough, in a dispute and disparaging display of information manipulation and distortion on multiple sides, both for and against the figurehead of an organization which strives to pull back the curtains on atrocity and the governments and corporations...
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She said I was genuinely...
…”nice.” Nestled against my temple, whispering sweet words about how I’m a genuinely good, and supposedly nice person. Convinced she’d break down my hardened exterior and grope upon some sort of soft side, imagined in the depths of her own mind.  I grinned in delight, not in appreciation of her words, or at least - as they were intended, per se a heavily crafted...
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